I absolutely love a terrible, terrible joke. Even if you don't, humour me please, it's (nearly) Christmas.
Who's Santa's favourite singer?
What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
What does Santa get when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who says 'oh, oh, oh' at Christmas?
Santa walking backwards!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Heh. Please, please comment with some more festive funnies. I can't get enough of them.