Here's my pick of the best pressies from my fake Christmas with my uni friends:
Fancy shower gel, and Cath Kidston bath melts. Because I like to smell good.
A spotty pen. Because I like patterns and I love stationary.
An awesome sewing kit. Because I like to make stuff.
A pineapple bag! Because I need to carry stuff, and I like fruit.
Owl hairpins. Because I like birds, and I have hair.
Pocket Scrabble. Because I like word games, and productivity is overrated.
A sperm keyring. Because... Well, just because, really.