Let me explain something. When it comes to breakfast I am, at best, a throw two weetabix in a bowl and eat them in 30 seconds kind of girl. At worst (or, indeed, normally) I don't bother with anything. This information may go some way towards explaining why I was so impressed with this breakfast that I felt the need to take a photo.
Disclaimer: At no point did I suggest that this post would be funny/informative. OK?