...is bloody hilarious, in this case.
I just discovered Coleen Nolan's problem page section on the Mirror website. Check out these bad boys:
A man whose wife wants him to wear 'sexy pyjamas'. For the life of me, I cannot imagine what these pyjamas look like. The only clue we get is that they are 'bright blue and crimson'. The mind boggles.
Someone who found their elderly parents' porn DVDs and wants to know if they should ask them about it. That sounds like the world's most cringeworthy conversation, just waiting to happen. Why on Earth would you want to instigate it?!
A woman who wants to know if she can trust her boyfriend, who cheated on her during her pregnancy. Probably not.