I am getting seriously excited about:
I want to do it all NOW.
* petulant face*
Monday, 13 May 2013
Saturday, 11 May 2013
Life Lessons #1
Waxing strip manufacturers that claim that their products are 'pain free' are lying bastards.
@HarryMyCatDied is well-worth following on Twitter.
If you end up stuck in a field with angry cows, the best thing to do is stay still. I got this advice from the mobile farm man, he was full of advice about my cow phobia. I'm pretty sure that was an appropriate use of his time.
These socks aren't actually invisible, they just can't be seen under shoes. Thanks for clearing that up, Primark.
Don't try and go up by getting on the 'down' escalator. You will look like an absolute tit, and won't get anywhere fast.
When doing train make up, try to avoid getting mascara all over your cheek/blusher all over your jeans.
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS.
@HarryMyCatDied is well-worth following on Twitter.
If you end up stuck in a field with angry cows, the best thing to do is stay still. I got this advice from the mobile farm man, he was full of advice about my cow phobia. I'm pretty sure that was an appropriate use of his time.
These socks aren't actually invisible, they just can't be seen under shoes. Thanks for clearing that up, Primark.
Don't try and go up by getting on the 'down' escalator. You will look like an absolute tit, and won't get anywhere fast.
When doing train make up, try to avoid getting mascara all over your cheek/blusher all over your jeans.
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS.
Friday, 10 May 2013
Picture this.
Two of my Blackberry's better picture-taking moments:
Now if only I could get rid of that bloody shutter noise. Any ideas?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)